Cristian Castro named "Nihilist of the Year" after saying he "does nothing all day."
Lazy Cave.- Cristian Castro has just been named “Nihilist of the Year” after declaring that he doesn't like doing anything all day.
The prestigious award, granted by the International Association of Nihilism and Existentialism in the Coffee Region, recognizes the singer for his brilliant contribution to the profession of those who masterfully avoid fatigue.
“I have nothing to do…” explained the acknowledged son of “Loco” Valdés, earning himself recognition from the movement that defends the inalienable right to idleness.
I want to be Cristian Castro. 🫰🏻
— Pamela Cerdeira (@PamCerdeira) June 18, 2025
The phrase had such a strong impact on the academic community that several contemporary philosophers have begun to recognize in him a higher level of thinking, asserting that “he is a kind of Camus with blond hair and an addiction to massages.”
}Castro won't be able to go collect his prize because he's busy doing nothing.“I wake up, I see the ceiling… then I change it. And that's it,” Cristian concluded, grateful for life, not having to do things like go to work.
Christian Castro every morning (he understood everything) pic.twitter.com/XAPRb6ax7d
— Guy at the bus stop (@SrBuenahonra) June 18, 2025
Obviously, the award will be sent by courier, since going to collect it would contravene the exhausting life of "doing nothing" so promoted by exponents of the nihilistic movement such as Jeffrey Lebowski and Don Ramón, who, curiously, was also a relative of Cristian.
“ People like to do things by force… and I want to teach them how to do nothing,” wisely added the prize winner, who, if he ever had a day off, could even give lectures on his philosophy of life.
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